Tuesday, May 01, 2007

examination hall break





korang layan tak prison break. cerite brape gempaknye sorang mamat ni dah buat detailed plan utk bwk keluar abang die dari satu penjare kat fox river, us.

die punye gempak, die dah study semue structure jail tu, dah tsudy siape orang2 dalam jail tu, sampai batang skrew pon die study skali.

as a successful young n talented structure engineer, he dah nekad to get in the same jail where his brother is by robbing a bank and get his self caught while in action so that he can start digging out his brother.

he even tattooed himself with the jails plan, the pipelines inside, the important numbers and a sign to project the wall to get through.


kat malaysia... haiyao..ni yg tak sabar nak cerite ni. fyi, aku baru je habis final exam. susah la bagi orang yg takde ability menghafal segale tulisan yg ade dalm buku teks.

ade satu subject ni, kite orang bukan kene study, tapi hafal, faham ttg practicality the theories, steps and model of the subject itu blakang kire. janji ape die tanye n ape yg kertas tu nak, korang boleh tulis balik. jadi boleh lah dapat A. girlfren pon suke lah kan..

150 pages, front and back!!! susah dowh.

aku memang dah pasrah, disebabkan aku bajet pandai sangat aku start study lambat dan kesannye padan muke aku, tak habis hafal, ngantok n not well prepared.

member aku dah tersengih dengan toyol die (korang tau toyol tu ape? kat upm toyol tu dikenali sbgai notes kecik yg membolehkan korang tiru dan menjawab dengan jayanya).

mamat ni memang master buat toyol. kecik tapi padat dgn informasi2. n satu lagi die tau care n langkah2 yg betul untuk menggunekan bantuan toyol semase berade di exam hall agar tak terkantoi dengan pengawas perikse.

aku tak pandai nak gune toyol, perasaan takut utk gune toyol mmg takleh nak dielakkan lagi. mungkin sudah disemat dengan nilai2 integriti sejak kecil oleh family. B atau C aku tak kesahla. orang nak cakap bodoh pon aku tak kesah. tapi kalau die cakap aku bodoh depan aku tak pasal2, dah laa aku tak kenal pulak tu. memang silap laa kene blasah dengan aku. cari pasal punye orang.

lupe nak citer.. exam hari tu subjective. apekejadah yg aku nak tulis kalau aku tak hafal pape???

paper tu 2 jam. n aku antare orang yg terawal kluar. memang tak leh blah laa tgk orang rajin menulis atas kertas jawapan. pelik la. pressure tgk bdk lain bz menonyoh kertas jawapan dgn pen masing2. apelaa yg budak2 ni goreng ni, n not suprisingly ade jugak yg betul2 hafal sebijik2 ape yg ade dalm buku teks... hebat la. tepuk tangan sikit.

mase habis exam tu, budak kolej aku seorang india name die Muthusamy karuppiah (bukan name hero citer tamil dan juge bukan name sebenar) tersengih nak tumpang kete aku balik kolej.

aku tanye die. yg kau ni ape hal heppy sangat? senang ke paper tadi. aku memang kantoi besar besaran. habis subjektif semua aku memang takleh nak buat.


aku rase aku betul semua laa subjektif. aku jawab semua. detailed. takde yg salah punye lah.

aku " biar betul, kau dapat soalan bocor ke?"

m.k" xdelah, aku pakai toyol lah beb. kau tgk laa tangan aku ni... ini lah rahsie kejayaan pelajar cemerlang. confirm A punye lah"

eh eh mamat ni.. bleh tahan poyo jugak, aku tgk kat tangan die. halamak!!!!! penuh dengat notes n jawapan2 yg patut aku tulis dalam exam hall tadi.

sial je. nasib baik laa die ni gelap. memang tak nampak dengan mate kasar laa notes tu.


tersengih-sengih si muniandy ni. die ni dah macam michael scofield dlm prison break dah ni. si scofield ade tattoo. die pulak ade toyol satu badan

cina beng.

manusia itu terdiri dari pelbagai kaum, warna dan rupa. agar kamu boleh saling kenal mengenali antara satu sama lain.

sekarang aku dah tahu. yg berkulit gelap tu, memang ade laa kelebihan die.!


i'm not perfec.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha! i tried cheating when i was in secondary one(with my best friend). we almost got caught cause my classmates saw us. it was one of the most horrible experiences in my life (the thought of being punished and being failed was sooo scary)...so i never tried cheating ever again, which is a good thing i suppose.

Life lesson #(insert no. here): nothing good ever comes from cheating!!!

sorry im writing in english. im not trying to show off or anything, i swear. its just that i express whats in my mind better in english. fyi, im not trying to be orang putih (god forbid! they suck!)...proud to be malay! :)

HaFiDz ByLz @ Ude @ ToBey said...

gile jeles u can write in english. my prime objective of having this blog konon (ha... kan dah start tulih melayu dah ni..) cam nak mule menulis dlm bahase omputeh..


satu lagi.. meniru mase form one? mesti susah giler kan soalan dier. hahaha

Anonymous said...

soalan tidak susah, cuma kami belum matang dan kami merasa meniru bukan satu kesalahan :)

saya lebih suka jika awak menulis dalam bahasa melayu sebab dengan itu, you can express yourself better...honestly, i really really enjoy your writing yang dalam bahasa melayu. dont change...be yourself!

just because i can write good english, DOESNT MEAN THAT IM MORE INTELLIGENT OR BETTER THAN YOU. after all, english is just a language, just like bahasa melayu. and fyi, i think you're very intelligent :) tapi jangan sombong...hahaha!

HaFiDz ByLz @ Ude @ ToBey said...

owh thank you for the kind words miss. anonymous. still wanna remain anonymous or shud i call u nony?